She called it 'senioritis'

Have you noticed the pattern yet?
Procrastination, distractions, summer day-dreams etc.
and if you know me personally, my whining isn't any less obnoxious face-to-face.
My friend Liia laid it out bluntly for me.
"It's senioritis. I've got it too. I am actively doing nothing" 

Last week I got my grad pictures taken.
(Those will be fun - headcold/sinus infection - I'll be lucky if I recognize myself after the photoshop...)
I think that, in wearing that gown and holding those flowers, my brain skipped through to June convocation.

I began my bachelor's degree 43 months ago and about 42.5 months in, my brain checked out. Aha, could explain the creation of this here blog...
Put me to work, put me to bed, put me in a cave if you want, but don't think about putting me back to the books.

So here's my game plan. I am going to finish these assignments to the best of my ability. I've got 2. They can be tackled before the weekend's up. But tonight, to reward myself for 42.5months of being a student (and 2 weeks of total lethargic screen-staring), I am celebrating à la Cougar Town. 

WANT: Big Joe, he can hold an entire bottle of wine.

I'm going to dose myself with high levels of Resveratrol to lower my blood sugar and increase my lifespan.
But more specifically, chug it down so that I can say:
 Tonight, not a single fuck was given.